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*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill
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I mean… mood.
Meanwhile, boomers: “This is the best service I ever had! Here’s a bible verse on the back of a fake $20 bill! Now maybe you’ll be motivated to get a real job you fucking scum! Jesus loves you!”
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am i hot no ((no))
am i talented ((no))
is that going to stop me from being rich and famous ((no))
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just some highlights of john mulaney’s opinions
John Mulaney continues to be the only valid comedian
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